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<i>Previously on Desperate Housewives:

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You're glowing today, you know that?

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<i>Gabrielle got pregnant.

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You walked out on me.

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Yeah. But look how far I got.

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I'm just up the street.

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<i>Trouble moved in.

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Being with George made you feel a bit guilty.

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Well, I just have to get over it, won't I?

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<i>And Bree moved on.

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"I know who really killed Melanie Foster. You arrested the wrong man"?

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<i>But not everyone...

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Call 911 and tell them you got the killer locked up in the basement!

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He is not a killer.

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<i>...got what they deserved.

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<i>It is often said that Necessity is the mother of Invention.

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<i>This is how mothers came to invent play dates,

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<i>so occasionally they could have a little time for themselves.

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If you need me, I'll be at the salon.

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<i>But there are some mothers who don't get to take advantage of this maternal innovation.

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<i>Mothers like --

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<i>Lynette Scavo,

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<i>who was no longer able to rest on weekends

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<i>because her twins no longer received play date invitations

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<i>ever since they had convinced Sasha Eden's boy

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<i>that a pair of magic wings would allow him to fly;

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<i>and they had double-dared Sharon Chasen's boy to ride his bike

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<i>blindfolded;

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<i>and they had encouraged Lisa Seedman's boy to try an exciting new game called

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<i>"Toss The Brick".

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<i>The Scavo twins had become personae non gratae,

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<i>and Lynette's secret dream of being able to take an occasional nap on Saturdays

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<i>was growing dimmer and dimmer.

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<i>Until one day --

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Hey, hey! Porter, Preston, knock it off!

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Did you hear me? I said, stop it!

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Stand up!

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Come here!

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I'm so sorry. Did my son beat you up?

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No, we were beating them up.

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Is that true? Did they beat you up?

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Nah, it didn't hurt that much.

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Jimmy? PJ? What are you doing?

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What have I told you about ganging up on people?

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I am so sorry.

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I don't -- it's OK.

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Believe me, my boys can take care of themselves.

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If they got hurt at all, I'll pay for the doctor bills.

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No, don't worry.

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I got the feeling they were sort of enjoying themselves.

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Really?

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What would you say to bringing your boys over to my house

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and letting them hang out with mine some time?

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<i>And that's how Lynette finally got what she needed:

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<i>time for herself.

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<i>And play dates for her kids.

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I'm sorry, but

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my boys decided to have a rock fight with your boys.

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It was fun!

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<i>Play dates she was determined to keep...

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Well --

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They look fine to me.

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<i>...at all costs.

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Same time next week?

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OK.

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<i>season 2 episode 7
Color and Light  aka  I Must Be Dreaming

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<i>Cameras are simple tools designed to capture images.

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<i>Images that tell us more about ourselves than we realize.

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<i>They remind us of the long journey we've taken;

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<i>the loved ones who travelled alongside us;

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<i>those we lost along the way --

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<i>and those waiting for us on the road ahead.

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OK --

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How am I supposed to eat with a uterus staring me in the face?

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Oh Gabby, I didn't know you got a sonogram. Let me see it.

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Honey, you need to put that in a frame or something.

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I don't think so.

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Oh come on, that's a picture of your baby!

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You can't tell me you're not a little bit excited.

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Fine. 

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"I'm pregnant! Weee!"

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Now, come on.

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We're supposed to be cheering up Susan.

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This is a time of crisis, 

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and I think you need another scoop of mint-chocolate chip.

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Thanks.

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Susan, why are you so eerily calm?

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Mike Delfino just dumped you.

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The Susan Meyer I know would be a blubbering mess right now.

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Come on, thrush her on out. She's fun to watch.

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Actually, I think I'm starting to feel pretty Zen about the whole thing.

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I think Mike will calm down in a couple of days and come to his senses.

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No. 

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I came between the man and his son. 

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That was a huge betrayal.

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I can't even blame him for hating me.

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But Zach was starting to obsess with Julie again.

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Exactly.

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You're a mother trying to protect her child. It's a natural impulse.

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Over the past couple of days, I gave myself a long hard look in the mirror,

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and I did not like what I saw.

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I'm with you.

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Carry on.

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I just think if I start acting like an adult for once, 

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maybe somewhere down the line, Mike and I at least can be friends.

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All right, you're not Zen.

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You're numb.

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I'm fine!

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D'you got any pie?

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Not unless we make some.

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I can wait.

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So if you need us, we'll be at home, having a quiet evening.

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Funny, we're expecting quite the opposite.

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Well, don't forget, next week it's our turn.

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We'll be taking Porter and...

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Preston.
- ...Preston off your hands all weekend.

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Rest assured, we have not forgotten it.

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See ya!

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Bye!
- Don't worry!

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Whoa, guys! 

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Why aren't you upstairs with PJ and Jimmy?

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They're watching this dumb video they brought.

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It's boring.

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Well, you should be polite and watch it too. They're your guests.

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Guys!

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Hey guys! We got snacks!

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I'll just reconnect the works. Good to go?

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OK, ready?
- OK.

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Hang on now, just a moment. I'm just getting up.

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Guys, what is this?

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A movie.
- Mommy and Daddy made it.

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Peek, peekaboo...
- Wow, what's under there?

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Peekaboo... 

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Peekaboo!

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Oh my God! Where's the off button?

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It's underneath the panel thing!

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It's stuck! Get the remote!
- Peekaboo!

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What's wrong?

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I found it!

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So can we have the cocoa now?

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Well, what do you think?

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It is glorious. I have to have it.

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How much do you deserve Dolce and Gabbana?

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Verne...
- You never call. You never write.

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I know I haven't been in the store lately.

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But I've been a little busy, getting my husband out of jail.

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That's such a white trash thing to say.

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Luckily the judge dropped the hate crime charge.

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Now all Carlos has to do is serve out the slave labor thing.

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He'll be out in six months.

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If he's still in the hoosegow, why do you need a fancy party dress?

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Because some of my model friends are coming down from New York on Friday.

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So I have to look better than ever.

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I can't have them thinking that I moved to this suburb and I shop at strip malls.

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When they see this dress, they will crumple to the floor like the botoxed hags they are.

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Good.

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You know, it's a little snug.

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Yeah, I see that.

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I have the same thing in a 0, why not go up a size?

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Because I wear 00, you twerp!

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Why are you getting snappy?

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Because you just called me fat!

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Honey, you're pregnant. Your body's changing.

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But I'm only 3 months pregnant! Women don't show at 3 months.

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Is that what women do?

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Do you want the larger size or not?

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I'm just not going to eat for 2 days.

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OK, you totally deserve to wear Dolce and Gabbana.

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I want an explanation from you! Do you hear me?

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Edie, you just better get the hell off my back!

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Oh, what are you going to do? I'd like to hear this! Big man! Big dreck!

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Back off! Back the hell off!

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Hi.

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OK, so I got the boxes that you left on my porch.

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Yeah, I figured you'd want your stuff back.

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Thanks, that's great.

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'Cause if you'd decided to hang on to my Joni Mitchell CDs, I'd have had to come after you with a club.

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OK, it's not funny.

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Actually, I wanted to see if you were aware that you gave me back the Valentine's Day card.

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I was aware, yeah.

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Oh. Well --

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When two people split up, normally they don't give things back like Valentine's Day cards.

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If you don't want it, you can throw it away.

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Just please don't give it back to me. It's tacky.

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I'm sorry.

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That's OK, people make...

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mistakes.

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Anything else?

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Look.

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Are you sure this is what you want to do?

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I understand that you don't want our relationship to continue. You have made that clear.

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But I sort of thought, down the long corridors of time, maybe you and I could be friends.

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And if you keep acting like this --

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Susan, it's over. On every level.

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I moved on. You should do the same.

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Miserable son of a bitch!

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`

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I'll say one thing for us: 

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Even with all our problems, at least we're not acting like that.

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OK, I'm starting to get the feeling that we're not going to a yard sale.

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That was just a clever ruse to get you into my car.

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Are you ready for your surprise?

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Oh!

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George, this is just an empty house. Why is this a surprise?

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I just bought it.

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Oh my God! Congratulations!

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Oh George, I didn't even know you were looking!

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Hurry, Ceal, they're here!
- I'm coming!

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Hey, Georgie!

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Bree, I'd like you to meet my mother.

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George never introduces me to anyone.

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So I knew you were special.

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And this is Ceal, my mother's friend and the real estate agent who sold me the house.

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Hi!
- Hi.

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Well, we're going to go in the back, so George can -- you know.

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So?

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You really like it?

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I do. I really do.

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Good, 'cause I was sort of hoping that you might like to live here.

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Bree --

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will you marry me?

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Huh?

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I love you. And I think I know how you feel about me.

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So why wait?

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George, Rex hasn't even been dead for two months!

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Yes, but if his death has taught us anything, it's that life is short.

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It's dumb to play it safe.

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If we see a chance for happiness, we should grab it and hold on tight.

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See, I thought we were going to a yard sale.

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Please.

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Just say the word, and you'll make me the happiest guy on earth.

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Congratulations, you two!
- Mazzel tov!

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Guys, wait. She hasn't said yes yet.

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Oh.

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I told you we should wait.

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So -- Bree --

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What do you say?

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See, George.

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The thing is --

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Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org

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OK.

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You will?

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You'll marry me?

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OK.

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Oh, my baby!

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Who is it?

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Your ex-husband.

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Karl --

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What do you want?

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Uh, Edie and I just broke up.

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Oh.

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Come on in.

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Sorry to come over at such short notice, but I couldn't face going to a motel.

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That's OK.

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Julie's staying at her friend's tonight. You can sleep in her room.

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On the sofa is fine, but thanks.

257
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:11,000
So am I allowed to ask what happened?

258
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,300
You could ask, but I won't tell.

259
00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:14,300
Why not?

260
00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,500
'Cause it's embarrassing.

261
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,000
Karl, did you cheat again?

262
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,300
No.

263
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,800
Did she cheat?

264
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,500
No.

265
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,200
You finally saw her without her makeup.

266
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,000
Susan!

267
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,700
I'm sorry.

268
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:28,800
Are you OK?

269
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,000
Yeah. 

270
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:34,700
Haven't been working for quite a while. This was inevitable.

271
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:39,300
Well, these days anybody going through a breakup gets my sympathy.

272
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:42,100
That's right, I heard you made the plumber angry?

273
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:45,100
No, I made the plumber furious.

274
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:49,600
That is definitely over.

275
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:53,000
So there will be no gloating from me.

276
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:58,000
Here's to no gloating.

277
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:02,000
Actually, I'm trying to keep a positive outlook on the whole thing.

278
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,600
Last night, I started writing, and --

279
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,200
well, I think there's a book in there.

280
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:06,900
A book?
- Yeah.

281
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,100
Like one of your children's books?

282
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:10,000
No, this one's for adults.

283
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,000
About all my failed relationships.

284
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,600
You're not writing about me, are you?

285
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:18,400
You're like the first 14 chapters.

286
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,800
Are you going to be fair?

287
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,400
I'm going to be honest.

288
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:26,100
I was afraid of that.

289
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:28,500
It was just awful.

290
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:32,000
George had a ring. His mother and her friend were there with champagne.

291
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,200
If I had said no, it would have devastated him.

292
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:38,000
So you agreed to marry him just to be polite?

293
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:42,000
Well, obviously there is a downside to having good manners.

294
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,200
So, when will you tell him how you really feel?

295
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,400
That's why I wanted to talk to you.

296
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:50,400
Part of me keeps thinking, maybe I should just do it.

297
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,700
Do it? You mean actually marry him?

298
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,600
I know it sounds rash, but --

299
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,600
well, there's something comforting about George.

300
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,100
We share the same tastes and interests.

301
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,800
Oh, and best of all: he loves the opera.

302
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:04,800
The opera?

303
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:08,400
Yes, we saw Aida last week, and we both cried buckets.

304
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:11,000
It was fun.

305
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:15,100
George loves art, poetry and music...

306
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:20,100
It would be nice to be married to someone who looks for beauty in the world, like I do.

307
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,100
I don't know.

308
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:31,300
That's why I'm here. I don't know what to do, Dr Goldfine.

309
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:34,900
Bree, you've said many times how comfortable you are with George.

310
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:39,100
But you don't feel for him the way you felt for Rex.

311
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:44,100
No.

312
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,900
True love is great.

313
00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:50,900
But at this point in my life --

314
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:55,900
I think I'd rather just go to the opera.

315
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,200
Give me your glass.
- Oh, no, wait.

316
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,600
Got to finish off this --
- No, wait.

317
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,700
Four glasses is my limit.

318
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:07,700
If you help me finish off this bottle, I'll tell you what happened between me and Edie.

319
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:14,100
Hit me.

320
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,400
Edie was making the bed

321
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:24,900
and found a picture I kept under the matress.

322
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:28,400
A picture I didn't want her to see.

323
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,500
What was it?

324
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:35,000
It was a picture of you.

325
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,100
Why would you --?

326
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:40,700
Because it's something I like to take a look at, every now and then.

327
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:45,700
Wow!

328
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:53,800
What the hell was that?

329
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,500
That was something I've been wanting to do for quite some time.

330
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:59,900
Oh, that's just you rebounding from Edie.

331
00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:04,900
So you're on the rebound from the plumber. No harm, no foul.

332
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,400
Karl. Don't be so weird.

333
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,600
Two old friends suddenly find themselves single.

334
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:15,600
There's nothing weird about us helping each other out to be --

335
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:21,400
a little less lonely.

336
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,600
Thanks so much for taking care of the boys.

337
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,700
I'll be back on Friday to pick your guys up.

338
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:29,300
Leonard and I are going to take them out to the water park.

339
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,800
Yeah, um, before that happens --

340
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:36,800
I would we'd be able to take Penny sweet out! She's gotten sooo big!

341
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,600
Peekaboo!

342
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,100
OK, enough of that!

343
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,300
Is there something wrong?

344
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,600
Actually, yes.

345
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:52,700
We've agonized whether to tell you this, Norma, but --

346
00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:57,700
One of your private videos made its way into Jimmy and PJ's bag.

347
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:09,200
Please tell me the kids didn't see it.

348
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,000
Oh no, don't worry. I caught it.

349
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:15,900
Right before you took off your bra.

350
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:17,600
I have to go.

351
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:21,100
Norma, we just thought you needed to know what happened.

352
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,900
Seriously, we're cool with this, as long as you keep it away from the kids --

353
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:26,800
I told Leonard this was going to happen!

354
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:30,900
Jimmy! PJ! Close the door! Hurry up!   

355
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,100
`

356
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,200
Norma, wait!

357
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,900
We're scheduled for next week!

358
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,300
Norma! 

359
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:42,300
The water park! Right?

360
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:55,200
Mum!

361
00:18:57,300 --> 00:19:00,000
Mum?

362
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:05,000
Mum, are you up?

363
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,700
Oh my God.

364
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,100
Oh, Julie!

365
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:10,700
I thought you were going straight to school.

366
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,500
I -- I needed money for lunch.

367
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,900
There's a 20 in my pants.

368
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:15,400
If you can find them.

369
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,400
Julie --

370
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:23,400
Honey --

371
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:27,000
OK. There is a good explanation for what happened.

372
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,300
I doubt that.

373
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:32,500
You probably don't know that your father and Edie broke up last night.

374
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,100
You slept with him the same night he broke up with her.

375
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:39,100
I said it was a good explanation, not a great one.

376
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,500
Julie --

377
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:44,500
Hey pumpkin.
- Don't even finish.

378
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,400
I feel really awful.

379
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,800
Me too.

380
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,300
We should not have done what we did.

381
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:56,300
I know, I know.

382
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,200
But I gotta tell you --

383
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,500
Last night was the best sex ever.

384
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,900
Was it though? You were fantastic.

385
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:06,800
Yeah, I'm just trying to keep up with you.

386
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,400
Why do you think we got so good all of a sudden?

387
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:13,100
Because we've been angry at each other for so long.

388
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:16,200
We finally found the way to channel it.

389
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,900
Maybe.

390
00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:20,400
So what happens next?

391
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,100
Well, I'm going to take a shower.

392
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:24,200
No, I mean with us.

393
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,400
Us? What do you mean? There is no us.

394
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:31,200
You can't tell me you can just walk away from this chemistry we got going.

395
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,100
I mean, what happened last night was --

396
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,200
explosive!

397
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:35,700
Karl!

398
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:39,500
Last night was two old friends helping each other through a rough patch. That's it.

399
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,500
Suzie-cue.
- Karl --

400
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:45,900
I want to move on. I don't want to go backwards. I'm sorry.

401
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:50,900
But thank you for the explosion. I really needed it.

402
00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:01,000
<i>After 48 hours of crash dieting, Gabrielle prepared to savor the fruit of her labor.

403
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:07,700
<i>But she was dismayed to discover that she herself had ripened considerably.

404
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,000
Ralph!

405
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:24,000
I need help getting dressed! Get in here!

406
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:29,400
Now!

407
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:33,400
I have to fit in this, so for God's sakes, put some muscle into it!

408
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,300
I'm trying.

409
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:36,300
It won't zip.

410
00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:39,000
Well try harder!

411
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,700
God, how my hands hurt.

412
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:45,000
I'm sorry, Ms Sol�s, but I can't get you into this dress. It's just too small.

413
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:50,000
Get me into this dress, and I will pay you $10 more a week!

414
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,400
I think I got it, hold on!
- Hold still!

415
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,600
Here we go!

416
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,900
One --

417
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,100
two --

418
00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:01,000
three!

419
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:06,000
Thank God.

420
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:17,900
We brought you some ice cream.

421
00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:22,900
I know how long it's been since you had any.

422
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:28,900
We'll have that in a minute, sweetheart.

423
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:33,900
First, I want you to talk to me about what happened.

424
00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,200
About Melanie.

425
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,900
I don't want to talk about her.

426
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:41,400
You know it breaks my heart to keep you down here like this.

427
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,000
But I can't let you out,

428
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,700
until I am positive that you will never hurt anyone else again.

429
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:51,500
And the first step is for you to show me

430
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:55,100
that you understand that what you did was wrong.

431
00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:59,400
She was a bad person.

432
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,500
She deserved it.

433
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:06,900
No one deserves to die like that, Caleb.

434
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:11,900
Don't you agree?

435
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:23,000
Very well.

436
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:28,000
If that's how it's going to be --

437
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:33,000
this is how it's going to be.

438
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,800
I can't believe we're doing this.

439
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:08,700
If Leonard and Norma want to cut ties with us, who are we to stop them?

440
00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:13,600
They need to know we don't judge them for what they do in the privacy of their own home.

441
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,200
And, well, it's not unheard of to tape yourself while you're having sex.

442
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,400
Obviously, they were so embarrassed they don't want anything to do with us.

443
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,600
Maybe we need to respect that.

444
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:26,200
I need these play dates.

445
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,400
Tom, we need these play dates.

446
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:32,000
Right, fine. But you do all the talking.

447
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,600
OK.

448
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:35,800
Norma --

449
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,200
Wait!

450
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,100
Let's go.
- No!

451
00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:43,700
Hey, Scavos! What are you guys doing here?

452
00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:48,300
Hi. Sorry for just showing up unannounced, but --

453
00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:51,500
could we talk to you for a minute?
- Sure, come on in.

454
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,600
So, um --

455
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:58,500
we've been trying to contact you, but you weren't returning any of our messages.

456
00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,200
And we really hope it isn't because of the porno video.

457
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,600
Home -- movies.

458
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,600
The fact is, we really don't care.

459
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:09,500
And it's certainly no reason to keep our boys apart.

460
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,600
We just don't know how they found it.

461
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,400
But you know boys, they get into everything.

462
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,300
But seriously, it's not a big deal.

463
00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:17,400
I mean, as long as you make sure it never happens again.

464
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,700
It's the new millennium.

465
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:20,300
We're hip.

466
00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:23,000
What we're saying is, we get it.

467
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:28,000
You're just having fun. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

468
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,000
I'm just so relieved this all worked out.

469
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,500
At one point, we actually talked about selling the house and moving.

470
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:36,800
Oh, no!

471
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,600
Thank you for being so open-minded.

472
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,900
Please. We're all adults. It's --

473
00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:47,000
I gotta tell you, the most embarrassing part of that video is how poorly it was shot.

474
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:51,000
The production values are caca.

475
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,400
Well, from a lay perspective, it looked very professional.

476
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,700
What you saw was an example of my earlier work.

477
00:25:58,700 --> 00:26:01,200
Since then, I've become much more adept at --

478
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,300
production.

479
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:04,800
You know, editing and lighting.

480
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:09,800
Leonard has always dreamed of directing movies.

481
00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:15,100
Ironic, isn't it? I finally get my wish, and no one gets to see my work.

482
00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:19,100
That is a damn shame.

483
00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:20,900
I don't know, what do you think?

484
00:26:20,900 --> 00:26:24,300
Should we show them the room?

485
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:29,300
Let's show them the room, huh?

486
00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:31,800
Check out this baby.

487
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,800
3-chip high depth. 1280 by 700 lines of resolution.

488
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:39,400
Balanced lighting and dark sheets, so you don't get a kick off the pillows.

489
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,300
Took me a while to learn that little trick.

490
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,300
These walls are completely soundproof.

491
00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:47,600
You could scream your lungs out in here, and nobody'd hear you.

492
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,300
It's true.

493
00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:52,400
So --

494
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,300
Anytime you want to set up a shoot, just let me know.

495
00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:57,100
You guys would love it.

496
00:26:57,100 --> 00:27:02,100
Once you get in front of that camera, you feel like a star.

497
00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:08,100
Good night.
- Good night!

498
00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:09,300
I'm taking no more play dates.

499
00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:14,300
Not a one.

500
00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:17,200
Hey.

501
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,100
We'd better hurry. The movie starts in 20 minutes.

502
00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:20,700
There's been a slight change of plans.

503
00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:23,100
My mother had a couple of friends who really wanted to meet you,

504
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:26,000
and I thought, what the heck, could be fun. Do you mind?

505
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,400
No, I guess not.

506
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:34,400
Hey everybody, this is Bree.

507
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,500
And this is my uncle Sid --

508
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:42,300
Hi.
- Hi.

509
00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:44,000
Rosalee --
- Hello.

510
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,100
Oh, and this is Stan Grazi. He does my mum's taxes.

511
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:48,900
She's a knockout, George!

512
00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:52,100
I guess I owe you an apology.

513
00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:56,000
Since I was single all these years, Stan kept telling my mum I was gay.

514
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,800
I'm still going to need some proof.

515
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,600
I guess I'll be getting that in about 9 months, hey, Bree?

516
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,800
What -- what happens in 9 months?

517
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,400
It's just Stan's little joke about when we're going to start our own family.

518
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:09,800
No, just so you know, Stan, it's going to be a while before we even think about kids.

519
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,000
I want Bree all by myself for a while.

520
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,600
Well, I wouldn't wait too long. After 40, the eggs don't get any fresher.

521
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:21,600
Am I right, Bree?

522
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,300
If you'll excuse me, I --

523
00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:28,300
I have to go.

524
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,200
Bree!

525
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,400
Bree, where are you going?

526
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,400
Taking my champagne and my aging eggs, and I'm going home!

527
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,400
What's wrong?

528
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:41,000
George, I'm starting to think that we made a mistake rushing into this engagement.

529
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:41,600
What?

530
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,300
And I'm not the only one who thinks that. Other people have said the same thing.

531
00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:46,000
What others? Andrew?

532
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,500
No. Dr Goldfine, my therapist.

533
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:51,200
Your therapist? He doesn't know me.

534
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,400
He knows <i>me</i>. And certainly better than you do.

535
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,600
How can you say that?

536
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,700
Well, for starters, he knows the last thing I'd ever want to do is have more children.

537
00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:01,100
Really?

538
00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:02,600
Well, I didn't know.

539
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,000
But you should know that.

540
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:09,000
That's the kind of thing that people who are engaged are supposed to know about each other.

541
00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:12,200
It doesn't matter. I don't need children.

542
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,700
It's not just that, George.

543
00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:18,700
Dr Goldfine has other concerns about us being together, and I'm starting to think he's right.

544
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:22,100
Look --

545
00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:25,100
I'll agree with Dr Goldfine on one thing.

546
00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:28,000
We should slow things down.

547
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Really?

548
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:29,400
Yes.

549
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:34,400
Just because 2 people are engaged, doesn't mean they have to get married any time soon.

550
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,000
I'll talk to Dr Goldfine about it tomorrow.

551
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Take whatever time you need.

552
00:29:57,700 --> 00:30:01,100
How many times am I going to have to ask you to fix this step?

553
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:02,400
Matthew?

554
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,600
You didn't answer me.

555
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:08,600
Did you leave the door open?

556
00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:33,500
How do you do?

557
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:36,900
Not good. People are going to start coming home from work soon.

558
00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:39,600
OK. We can't panic.

559
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,000
Caleb is scared.

560
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,900
He doesn't know the area.

561
00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:45,000
So he's going to be close by.

562
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Which yards haven't you checked yet?

563
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,400
Bree! I desperately need your help.

564
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,500
Dear, what's wrong?

565
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:06,000
How do you get your hydrangeas to look so stunning?

566
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,700
I'm systematically slaughtering my own garden.

567
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,200
Do you really want to know my secret?

568
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,800
Yes!

569
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,800
Horse manure. I have it delivered.

570
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:18,800
Susan makes fun of me. But the proof is in the pudding.

571
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,700
Hello.

572
00:31:34,700 --> 00:31:39,200
Hey.

573
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,100
Looking for something?

574
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,900
Uh --

575
00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:46,400
Yeah, actually -- I'm looking for you.

576
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,100
Me?

577
00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:51,000
You're looking for me?

578
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,100
Yeah.

579
00:31:52,100 --> 00:31:53,000
I've been thinking about you.

580
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,500
That time we met I thought you were really cool.

581
00:31:55,500 --> 00:32:00,500
So you came to ask me out?

582
00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:10,700
'Cause I'll say yes.

583
00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:17,900
Thank you.

584
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:24,700
Anything?

585
00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:26,700
That was a waste of time.

586
00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:31,600
Pretty much.

587
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,000
Did you hear the big news?

588
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,400
Uh, the big news?

589
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,700
Karl and I are back together.

590
00:32:37,700 --> 00:32:38,900
What?

591
00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:41,400
And I know that he stayed at your place last night.

592
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,200
Which leads me to why I'm here.

593
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,400
There's some stuff that I have to say, and it's not going to be pleasant.

594
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,900
Edie, uh --

595
00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:51,500
Whatever it was you said to him --

596
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:54,500
really helped.

597
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:57,700
He showed up with flowers, and he apologized for everything.

598
00:32:57,700 --> 00:33:02,300
So --

599
00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:05,000
Thank you.

600
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,600
I'm sorry, what?

601
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,500
Well, I'm not going to say it again. It hurt my teeth the first time.

602
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:10,900
No, Edie --

603
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:14,400
This is so unexpected on so many levels. I don't know what to say.

604
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,800
Then say nothing.

605
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,600
Oh, and here --

606
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,300
is the photo of you I found in our bed.

607
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:24,000
I know he told you about it.

608
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,200
Why are you giving it to me?

609
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:31,000
Look, I appreciate whatever it was that you did last night.

610
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,600
But it's still important for you to understand that -- 

611
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,900
I won.

612
00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:38,600
You won?

613
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,400
Yeah. Whatever little hold you had on Karl, is officially over.

614
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:47,400
So you can stop feeling all smug and superiour that he kept that thing.

615
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,100
Believe me, I don't feel superior.

616
00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:51,700
Good. 'Cause you shouldn't.

617
00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:55,700
He made his choice. And it's not you.

618
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,900
You're right.

619
00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:02,900
He made his choice.

620
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:15,000
Bree, it's still too easy to breathe, you gotta make it tighter!

621
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,700
Gabby, if I make it any tighter, you won't be able to sit down.

622
00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:21,600
I don't care! Can't have any of these girls thinking that I'm pregnant.

623
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,000
Do you actually think they're going to make fun of you?

624
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,600
Trust me, they're merciless.

625
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:31,400
But why? I mean, surely they have friends who have children.

626
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,000
When I decided to marry Carlos, I told these girls 

627
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:38,800
I would spend the rest of my days being rich and in love and childless.

628
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,000
And they laughed at me, 

629
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,700
and they said I would just end up being another fat hausfrau,

630
00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:47,000
living a life that I didn't plan.

631
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,500
I'm not going to give them the satisfaction of knowing they were right.

632
00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:51,900
Well, maybe they'll just be happy for you.

633
00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:56,200
Bree, my friends are models. They're never happy for anyone.

634
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,400
Do you ever think you might like it?

635
00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,600
What?

636
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,900
Motherhood.

637
00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:02,800
No.

638
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,400
Come on. You don't think you're going to love your own baby?

639
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,800
I'm not saying that I'm not going to grow attached to the little bugger,

640
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,900
I just don't have the motherhood gene.

641
00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:14,200
I wish I did, but I don't.

642
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,200
What?

643
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,500
I'm just smiling because,

644
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:18,600
I think a few months from now you're going to come to me 

645
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:22,300
and tell me how madly in love you are with your new little baby,

646
00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:25,600
and I'm going to have to resist the urge to say, "I told you so".

647
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,500
Maybe. But I doubt it.

648
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:33,500
There you go! All done.

649
00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:34,800
How do I look?

650
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,800
Positively glowing!

651
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:42,800
Bree.

652
00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:41,700
I'll get the champagne.

653
00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:46,700
Hi! Helloo!

654
00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:49,000
Oh my God!

655
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:54,000
You're pregnant!

656
00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:58,200
Bree? It's Gabby!

657
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:03,200
Honey, it's open. Come on in.

658
00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:06,800
Hi.

659
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,400
My -- friends just left,

660
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,600
and I was hoping you could come over and cut me out of this thing.

661
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,900
How was your little reunion?

662
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:17,600
It was, um --

663
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,600
weird.

664
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,200
Weird?

665
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:24,300
Well, Allison's mad because she's losing jobs for 14-year-olds,

666
00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:27,300
Holly is on a strict diet of cruciferous vegetables,

667
00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:31,600
and Yazmin is undergoing a new embryonic facial treatment

668
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,400
that probably causes short-term-memory loss.

669
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:40,400
I just stood there the whole night, trying to remember why we were ever friends.

670
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,700
And I couldn't --

671
00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:45,600
You know, honey -- 

672
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,300
People change.

673
00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:49,200
Yeah, but that's the thing: they haven't changed.

674
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,600
That's who they've always been.

675
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,600
I have changed.

676
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,900
And I honestly don't know how.

677
00:37:55,900 --> 00:37:57,600
Well --

678
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:02,400
Maybe Susan, Lynette and I have had a good influence on you.

679
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,300
I doubt that.

680
00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:07,800
Come on.

681
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:12,600
When I finish up here, I'll come over with my sewing kit and cut you out of that.

682
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,300
All right.

683
00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:18,300
But hurry up, because I've been having to pee since the hors d'�uvres.

684
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,900
Are you free to go shopping tomorrow?

685
00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:29,500
I figured it's probably time I bought some clothes that actually fit.

686
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:33,700
Well, I know a store that carries maternity clothes with designer labels.

687
00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:37,300
I like the sound of that.

688
00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:42,300
Thanks.

689
00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:15,100
Thank you.

690
00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:20,100
<i>Yes, cameras are tools designed to capture images.

691
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:25,500
Wait.

692
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:28,600
She needs me to get something for her. I will be right back.

693
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:33,600
<i>But in truth, they can capture so much more.

694
00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:36,600
<i>They can uncover hidden longing

695
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:41,600
<i>of men who should no longer care.

696
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:46,400
<i>They can reveal the extraordinary secrets

697
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:51,400
<i>of the most ordinary marriages.

698
00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:54,300
<i>Most amazing of all,

699
00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:59,300
<i>cameras can quietly and clearly reveal to us our dreams.

700
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:05,600
<i>Dreams we didn't even know we had.

701
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,127
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